fév. 1
The list of things you meant to get done before you die, but now realize you're never going to get around to.
My "Fuckit list": Yeah, I was going to write the Great American novel before I died, but I got busy. Also, you're going to have to clean the gutters without me. Fuck it.
de TakesALickin 19 juillet 2011
jan. 31
the professional art of being basic
"Your level of basicism is too high"
de Tommy Mats 28 janvier 2015
jan. 30
when a man gets half exciited. not a full boner, but he is nearly there.
Man, i was nursing a semi when that chic got out of the pool
de Trudub 29 août 2006
jan. 29
A time in which one person gains a mate and his friends out of jealousy or any other reason, also find a mate.
Oh God, Mark has a girlfriend. Here come the Monogamy Parade
de Baconatordlx 26 janvier 2015
jan. 28
When someone or a group of people decide to take a selfie at the absolute wrong moment in time. Like at a funeral or during intercourse.
Girl 1: OH MY GOD! Did you see that selfie of the two of them at that funeral!?!
Girl 2: I know! I can't believe they took that! It's such an Inappropriate selfie!
de jmbx2007x 26 janvier 2015
jan. 27
To masturbate while crying, and using the tears as lubricant
im upset my cat died, but am gonna use these tears in my next sad masty to create a happy ending
de paora 26 janvier 2015
jan. 25
The discomfort that occurs due to an inability to pass flatus on a flight.
Just got in from London and man, due I have some turdulence.
de Riley finn 17 janvier 2015

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